okaystephanie

Because anyone who alludes to Army of Darkness is obviously a badass. I mean look at Duke Nukem. Oh, and Dark Side of Oz totally isn’t worth it. Even after injesting some funky mushrooms…

One time evil got into his hand pretty bad so he went and chopped it off and replaced it with a chainsaw. Then he kind of got sucked into a time warp and ended up in the medieval ages, almost died, but ended up kicking some major medieval ass and got sent off to find the book of the dead so he could go home again. Well, he kinda fucked up the spell and accidentally unleashed an army of skeletons led by his evil twin upon the land, but in the end he kicked their asses pretty hard and got back home okay. It was pretty alright.

We fuck shit up…in stilettos.

mmm foxy! and such beautiful teeth! :)